(A special thanks to Fazz for the inspiration for this sorry attempt at humor) Okay, I purchased all five novels of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in one volume today, and have been on a reading binge since. I've managed to finish the first three novels. While talking about them with TheFazz, something he said made something abundantly clear: Marvin the Paranoid Android would be the perfect President of the United States! I mean, think about it. He clearly mentions that his lying circ...

(A special thanks to Fazz for the inspiration for this sorry attempt at humor) Okay, I purchased all five novels of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in one volume today, and have been on a reading binge since. I've managed to finish the first three novels. While talking about them with TheFazz, something he said made something abundantly clear: Marvin the Paranoid Android would be the perfect President of the United States! I mean, think about it. He clearly mentions that his lying circ...

Okay, this is my first time writing a Humor article.....most of my humor is witty and sarcastic responses, but that obviously doesn't work here. Anyway, I would just like you to be blunt and honest when you tell me it sucks. Now, you really can't deny the tensions between New York and New Jersey. New York has stepped up its "New Jersey smells" campaign and New Jersey has been flashing the cash even more lately. I have taken the liberty of naming these thinly veiled tensions "The Canada-Ame...

Okay, this is my first time writing a Humor article.....most of my humor is witty and sarcastic responses, but that obviously doesn't work here. Anyway, I would just like you to be blunt and honest when you tell me it sucks. Now, you really can't deny the tensions between New York and New Jersey. New York has stepped up its "New Jersey smells" campaign and New Jersey has been flashing the cash even more lately. I have taken the liberty of naming these thinly veiled tensions "The Canada-Ame...