The Canada and America of the Northeast
Okay, this is my first time writing a Humor article.....most of my humor is witty and sarcastic responses, but that obviously doesn't work here. Anyway, I would just like you to be blunt and honest when you tell me it sucks.
Now, you really can't deny the tensions between New York and New Jersey. New York has stepped up its "New Jersey smells" campaign and New Jersey has been flashing the cash even more lately. I have taken the liberty of naming these thinly veiled tensions "The Canada-America Effect."
Obviously, you can tell where I get this name. Canada and America also have the same tensions as New York and New Jersey. The cancelling of the NHL is destined to just make things worse, as Canadians will whine about losing their sport and Americans will just yell "Suck it up!" Of course, the reason there is no war between America and Canda is simple; Canadians are scared silly. We Americans are just that awesome. They know we would win, so they act all polite and stuff, waiting to make their move.....
However, this is not the case with New York and New Jersey. War is prevented only by the fact that they are in the same country. If every state were to suddenly become its own country, NY and NJ would declare war in 3 days...after teaming up to destroy Pennsylvania (this situation will be explained later.....possibly)